Realm of the Seamonster




passed my cap too much, got hit on by another indian, strap heels hurt, got on a taxi that didnt take cards. Hell


and no i hate aussie wines, they suck by giving me indigestion. and they taste disgusting.


will i ever be thoroughly happy with what you do. what has she done to you that makes you hate her so much?


i want candy cornnnnnnnn but i don’t want the guilt dammit


what’s this intenseness i feel now when everyone is busy, thinner and better? better not be loneliness.


and why would i touch your lec notes on the desk? it’s been yours ever since you moved in, idiot. what, i can’t even put things on it? f u


idk wtf is wrong w/ e rm being messier than it was b/c i was going t clean things up again. since when did u promise t help clean & did it?


what am i, your maid? your mother? a real housewife? i’m only 19 and not yet married.



i wanted chocs really, but ended up finishing an avocado with cheese and 4 slices of toast


getting pissed at small stuff, particularly him lacking common sense at times, i must be having early pms or something. =..=


pshtt. if you can’t satisfy me yourself you could at least get someTHING else to replace your limited stamina. i’ll get the 补阳ing stuff.


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